Stealth Slurp

Nobody saw anything. The cat on the front has pulled off a flawless noodle heist and is slurping the evidence before you can ask where your dinner went. For the snack ninjas and midnight-fridge raiders who can clear a plate in total silence and deny everything with a straight face. Quiet paws, full belly, clean conscience.

Soft mid-weight unisex cotton tee. Designed in the UK, printed to order. Relaxed fit, size down for a closer fit.