Cultured

A raccoon, a glass of red, and the completely unearned confidence of someone who isn't cultured but is fully committed to the bit. Swirls it, sniffs it, hasn't a clue. For the people who order the second-cheapest bottle with total authority and describe everything as "notes of oak". Trash panda, allegedly refined palate.

Soft mid-weight unisex cotton tee. Designed in the UK, printed to order. Relaxed fit, size down for a closer fit.